pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

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burgerkid:

scary story by peter griffinimage

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iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

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evolutional:

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

image

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bae:come over
me:do you have food
bae:my parents aren't home
me:are they coming back with food
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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

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